You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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