Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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