We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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