Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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