is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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