guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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