Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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