dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
there was a trapeze. enough said
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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