guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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