well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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