I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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