We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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