I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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