I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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