They should really pass out barf bags in church
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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