so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO