Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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