Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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