At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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