yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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