i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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