I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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