How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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