Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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Rumble strips road head = magical
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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