? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
home. puking in laundry basket.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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