i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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