carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.