just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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