i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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