Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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