I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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