it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i think i have herpe
just one?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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