ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
My ATM looks so different sober.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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