No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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