On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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Have fun and good luck.
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