On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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