On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what if I'm pregnant?
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ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He felt like a one man threesome
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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