he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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