so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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