We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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