So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing