i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.