Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
not ubering you a puppy
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them