Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.