Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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