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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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