she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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