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Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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