Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Can I color on your dick again?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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