Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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