Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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