Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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